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...crackpotted crazies welcome here...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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On this site,

On my page,

While I fly a kite,

We are all crazies,

Or at least we be might…

 

Between padded walls we take flight,

While there we do write,

Of the coming of the aliens,

Flying down to invade,

In their crafts in the egg white,

Sky of the glossy black night…

 

So from whence do they come,

To those of us sick with insanity,

We await their arrival with delight,

But don’t let them get pulled over by the cops,

For a failure to have in their back windows,

A bright red brake light…J

 


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Reviewed on December 5, 2012
DEAR CRACKPOT CRAZY KNAVE ...

IT IS SO VERY APROPOS THAT YEW FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED EWE AIN'T WRAPPED TOO TIGHT!

RELAX... SIT BACK... ENJOY THE ELECTRIC SHOCK TREATMENT ...

YOU'LL DROOL MUCHLY... BUT THANK US LATER... FORSOOTH?

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on December 4, 2012
Been there , done that, not much fun...more like i like my freedom now....but sometimes i wonder, am i sane or not?

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 3, 2012
We are the crazies who can exercise our "madness" on the page and in the privacy of our own four (padded) walls, Ed. I feel for those who try to conform, out there in the "sane" world, only to be discovered and "booked" when hauled over for the relatively minor offence of a dull brake light. Meanwhile, the REAL crazies are ruling the world... xx

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 3, 2012
No brake light? Now that is crazy.

Ron

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 3, 2012
I think you get first dibs on that room, Ed.

Reviewed on December 3, 2012
Is it the company you keep, the medicine, or the crack, sure is scary. bless ya Jersey.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 3, 2012
They may soon be here. The Mayan Doomsday Scenario rapidly approaches - 12/21/12. If I were you, I'd dig a huge hole and put that cozy little rubber coated room down there to hide out in - perhaps right under your old motor home.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on December 3, 2012
you go Ed the last thing we would need for them to get a ticket lol
budd

Reviewed on December 2, 2012
Well, I've talked to those aliens and they refuse to have those red brake lights installed on their ships!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on December 2, 2012
I know a poor soul who suffers from
schizophrenia who walks the sidewalks
fighting off unseen people... tragic
who also explains the aliens are inside
the trees they planted...

but, interesting write for sure Ed

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 2, 2012
Funny! Reminds me of home...very long ago...I think.


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