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Insanity runs in the DEN family...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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There is Mr. Ed that is really nuts,

He goes out in all sorts of weather,

Cold, rain, heat & such,

Just to pick up deserving old mutts…J

 

There is Jasmin from Canada,

Who writes quite large,

His poetry the size of a barge,

But he does let us know he is in charge…J

 

There is a lady from Ohio name of Jane,

She is far from the ubiquitous plain,

She is quite open but not totally sane,

Never though does she write plain…J

 

A lot of others do over flow at our den,

Not to mention the writer of this expose’,

He is the most insane of them all,

But for him writing of others is a great big ball…J

 


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 Reviews of "Insanity runs in the DEN family..."
Reviewed on July 15, 2013
I love it!!!!

Mary

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on January 13, 2013
Enjoyed your humor *Ed*
laughter good for all..

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 11, 2013
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 11, 2013
Wait until dear old Ma reads this - trashing your dear old brother again - she'll be coming after you again with the broom.

PS: If you send me some money, I won't send this to her.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
No argument from this end. ;-)

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
Wowww....great chuckle...enjoyed :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
There once was a man quite insane,
Sane people were his main bane;
They thought him quite queer,
But it became clear,
His main aim was to win the heart of Jane.

I could not resist. You seem to inspire me to come up with these limericks on the spur of the moment, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
Giggle...I agree....

Anna

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
you go Ed i got a big smile over this one, hope tyhey did too
budd

Reviewed on January 10, 2013
It must be catching you think, but thanks for the honourable mention old buddy, but watch out for Ed, he might be slinking around them there bushes near you, to see if he can help you, well you know how he does it, just be careful, don't fall into his trap white coat and all,eh/ hugs.

Reviewed on January 10, 2013
Oh, this was fun!!! I can't believe,,,,,is that me you're talking about? LOL!!!! Cah - raze = eeeeeeee!!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 10, 2013
How right you are.

Reviewed on January 10, 2013
'Tis what makes the world go round
and highly interesting... all of us
unique snowflakes eh? LOL

Love and Light
Lily


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