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Affordable...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Purely fiction, I can't afford a pot to piss in let alone even a shack in a field...


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Or so it would seem,

Hopefully the tree is part of the deal,

Wonder if Rene would move in & become part of my team,

I betcha I could get this little jewel for a helluva steal…

 

Just a little fixer upper,

In a snow covered field,

Could imagine sitting in there having supper,

To me it has a great amount of appeal…

 

Just enough room for one,

Might have to add on some,

Ready for when visitors do come,

What do you think, would it be fun…?

 


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 Reviews of "Affordable...?"
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on February 7, 2013
Fun to investigate only,
that should be all *Ed*
not for keeps..but fun
write for the picture

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 7, 2013
I can sell you one just like it, real cheap. It's called our Dog House, and I've spent many a night in it with my mutts.

Reviewed on February 6, 2013
Such a deal!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 6, 2013
My twin brother and I lived in one of those until we were 4 or so. And we didn't have a tree to shade us and only a potbellied wood stove to heat the shack when it was below zero out. Dad would sit on the bed with his 22 and shoot the rats that would come in under the hole in the door. Those were the days! I'm sure you would like to go back to that style of living.

Will send you a picture…

Ron

Reviewed on February 6, 2013
:) lol
Well eh I suppose you couldn't get much closer to nature!

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 6, 2013
mmm if you have nothing else to do i suppose
budd

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 6, 2013
Giggle....needs a little work don't you think??? Appears to be air-
conditioned though....

Anna

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 6, 2013
Got just what you need here in NH, my friend.


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