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What I be...
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Dirty white trailer trash,

Living poorly ain’t got no cash,

Rents due & behind,

No ways can I of the money find…J

 

But happy I can still be,

Though I shouldn’t be livin’ fer free,

Food I done got,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Get to find a small amount of pot…J

 

My beer cans are strewn abouts the yard,

Easier to walk on them than wet grass and mud,

Junk I do collect to trade off for money,

Sell other stuff at the local market for fleas,

All this I’d do if I could ever be findin’ my truck keys…J

 


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 Reviews of "What I be..."
Reviewed on March 13, 2013
Dumpster dive! Believe it or not I
have done this and found treasures and sold
it on Ebay :) (Laughing at Ron)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 13, 2013
find it and sell it my friend
budd

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 12, 2013
Waxing philosophical I see. A new profession awaits ye.

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 12, 2013
Hey there's gold in them there pickings. I hope you find some. Great poem my friend.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 12, 2013
another kool write Ed
maybe we'll see u one day in American Pickers
Peace Brother

William

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 12, 2013
Keep on truckin' Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 12, 2013
You're in luck once again, Brother. Besides that huge box of doggy do now on the way to you, I'm sending you some fleas, my mutts have lots of those, too.

Reviewed on March 12, 2013
You are a hustler so get on hustlin'! I enjoy picking up stuff off the street and selling it. People don't think when they throw stuff out sometimes.

Love ya!

Jane


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