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RUH-ROH…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Hopefully the coming snow event is RUMOR rather than HUMOR...


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The pink in the pic means snow,

All around me, as well as right on me,

After a winter with mostly rain,

This last snow event is gonna blow…

 

It will melt away fast,

But mom Nature had to get in her last,

Oh well, what can I do,

The weather, this time, in stone is cast…

 

The temps rise into the mid to upper 50’s late in the week,

Winters last gasp is almost upon us,

That stinking ground hog Phil, predicted an early spring,

But look what mother Nature’s about to bring,

I wish they’d get their stories straight,

Summers not far away, maybe we can use the ground hog for fishing bait…? J

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "RUH-ROH…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 25, 2013
Like my uncle used to say (he is now 101 and wiser than most), “…just wait a couple of days and another front'll come through.”

Ron

Reviewed on March 25, 2013
DEAR CUZ KNAVE NUKKY...

EWE SURE R A WHINING COOKIE
BITCH N MOAN N N FUSS YEW WILL
N BLAME SUCH STUFF ON PAUXETAWNY PHIL
IFN ANYBODY SHOULD BE FISHIN BAIT
MATCHLESS MATLACK SHOULD BE 1ST AT THE GATE!

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on March 25, 2013
~Ed~
Snowing here in Pa. too. Well, a groundhog is
a bit of good humor these days. Smiling !!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on March 25, 2013
well whos gonna believe a rodent or some guy who is wrong 80% of the time either...just look up and see what its doing ha ha ha
budd

Reviewed on March 24, 2013
Poor groundhog lives in a dirt hole. We have dopplar, all the best, and yet we blame the poor groundhog!!! Whazzup!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on March 24, 2013
Quite the season, my friend. Quite the tale, too. ;-) You might want to make it "Winter's last gasp is almost upon us," however. Well done, Ed.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 24, 2013
Hurray for a poet with a great sense of humor. Well done.


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