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The Furry CUR of Murlyn…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A roast of
Tom Hyland...

Feel free to join me...


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Speaks of hits & who does of him review,

But coming from him that’s nothing new,

He calls his AD family all sorts of names,

But little does he realize WE do give him his fame…J

 

Methinks he is getting a big head,

Just look at the picture, from that I get dread,

Flapping his lips, they are always for booze spread,

Typical Irishman, further than that I won’t tread…J

 

But to be honest, he’s not a bad guy,

He sends to me shirts & pipes,

But he keeps sayin’ I got lots of gripes,

Frankly my Cuz Cur is a pain in the ass,

And I am glad he is around,

And not buried under 6 feet of grass…J

 


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 Reviews of "The Furry CUR of Murlyn…"
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2013
This is GREAT, Ed!!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on April 3, 2013
Good roast for him, Ed.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on April 3, 2013
Giggle...hilarious roast!

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 3, 2013
Wow - he sends you shirts and pipes. Old Cuz Cur never sends me anything. I'm tellin Ma.

Reviewed on April 2, 2013
EWE R 2 KIND !

Truth be told... I wuz bitchin n moanin afore Yew wuz BORNED !!!

Didja get LAID.yet?

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 2, 2013
6 feet of Mary Jane! That would be heavenly bliss… I think.

Ron

Reviewed on April 2, 2013
Sounds like an O.K. guy to me!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on April 2, 2013
Roast away, Ed.


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