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The Crack of Dawn...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thanks to Jerry Bolton for the idea for this one...Check out his recent post, "First Time"...


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So long its been,

Since its given me a grin,

Now, of course, I take it on the chin,

But then it was for all a win-win…J

 

Out in the woods on a blanket,

Under the boardwalk,

In my bedroom with parents out,

So many places & so many ways,

I even remember once while fishing for trout…J

 

Happens now a lot less,

Even after a full court press,

Was easier when they did wear a dress,

Though its been so long since,

Now the crack of dawn is looking pretty good, I guess...J

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Crack of Dawn..."
Reviewed on June 11, 2013
LOL well done...
You have my condolences.... ha ha

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 7, 2013
lol Nicely done, Ed.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 7, 2013
Like Walt,I think you're looking for a crack at dawn.

Ron

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 7, 2013
I have heard the expression...
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe."
Think that's a good metaphor.

Walt

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on June 7, 2013
Now this is good! Really like it.
L

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 7, 2013
Giggle...I just read Jerry's poem...thanks for the chuckles, Ed...

Anna

Reviewed by Teresa Walker
Reviewed on June 6, 2013
I agree with Jane! I have not laughed so much in a long time! I keep thinking about you two and "Secondhand Lions"

One thing for sure Jerry can't have his First Time ..and The Crack of Dawn these days ...most of us don't see!..hahaha.

Thanks for giving me memories and laughs!
Here's one comment from the last of the show "Secondhand Lions" that we should all remember..

Sheriff said:
Best I can figure, they were trying to fly through that barn, upside down.

I think you and Jerry have been flying upside down lately!!!

Smiles and hugs...those were the memories!
Teresa

Reviewed on June 6, 2013
You sure do love Dawn's crack, don't you? LOL!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 6, 2013
cool my friend i liked this one a lot
budd


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