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My Birfday...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Send MONEY...LOL


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Tis upon us,

Don’t take the bus,

My name ain’t Gus,

Rarely do I cuss,

So don’t make a fuss…J

 

No cake or ice cream,

I did sleep late to better dream,

The rain coming down causing to overflow the stream,

I really wanted some cake,

Guess Dunkin’ Donuts will have to do,

For this old pot smokin’ flake…J

 

Surely someone remembers,

No gifts to open,

I’ve been a jerk to my family,

So nothing from them,

And since it’s raining, even the neighbors,

Aren’t rattling their sabers…J


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 Reviews of "My Birfday..."
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 10, 2013
Hope you enjoyed.

Reviewed on August 4, 2013
I'm late...but Happy Birthday
& if you would accept my friend request
on facebook then I would maybe be on time
they have those awesome reminders that help

...looking for the b-day paddle ha ha
& a home grown smokey treat for you :)
Vickie

Reviewed by Lakshmi Sharma
Reviewed on August 4, 2013
Delightful. Touching.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Happy Birthday Ed
if it were legal I send you some Mary Jane
so just make believe and have a few tokes for me
Peace brother

William

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Everyone should have a birthday cake...if you were here I would make you one! Happy Bday, Ed!

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Really? How old, HOW OLD, HOW OLD? Inquiring minds...
L

Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Happy Birthday!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
I’ve been a jerk to my family

Boy, you can say that again and again and again!!

PS: You didn't get the cash me and old Cuz Cur sent you??!! (I gave it to him to send to you - and I guess once again, you got screwed).

But Happy 358th BD, Bro.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Happy Birthday Ed.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 3, 2013
Happy Birthday, Ed... ...it is your birthday, right? Mine is in a few days as well. I guess that makes you older than I. LOL!!! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on August 3, 2013
There U go...
pissin moanin groanin n Wussin AGIN !!!

GO TAKE A FREAKIN DIP ANYWAYS!
IT AINT JANUARY !!!


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