Salt water really cleans a truck,

But it costs the driver a pretty buck,

This guy went a little too far into the sea,

So we charged him extra for cleaning his seat…J

Getting him out was another story,

Dragging him was really gory,

Dragging up the sand they just did in pump,

Brought in as well a pine tree stump,

Now where the hell did that come from…?

I think we should have left it where it sat,

When it stopped it made such a great big splat, that,

All the tires were as well quite totally flat,

We could call it the sand rat,

And let the driver sit in it wearing his bowler hat…J