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Old Cuz Cur is having a Barfday today...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In old English he sometimes does speak, To get my goat he does sometimes seek, But I know it’s all in fun, he’s old what can I say, His brain does sometimes out his ears leak… His birthday today and happy I am he is still here, As God does not want him in heaven I fear, Nor does the devil want him in hell, though he is near, As closer he is to the devil because in hell there is free beer…

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Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on August 27, 2013

Free beer ?
set them up on me
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 27, 2013

Belated happy birthday to "Old Cuz Cur." Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 27, 2013

Sorry that I missed Old Cuz Cur's Barfday,
But I will have a beer toast to him today.

(And a shot of Wild Turkey, too.)

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on August 26, 2013

Belated birthday, Tom!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on August 26, 2013

Good one, Ed.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on August 26, 2013

oh this is so good
budd

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 26, 2013

Happy Birthday, Tom. Here's to ya!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on August 25, 2013

LOL, that face used to scare me as a kid.
American beer is hell!
Ahhh It's ole Tom's B'day. Happy birthay Tom!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 25, 2013

A most kind exchange on the birthday of your cousin, curr. ;-)

But then, it's no surprise because you are always so kind� Aren't you?

Ron

Reviewed by Lark Pogue

Reviewed on August 25, 2013

Happy birthday, Tom. And by golly, beer is important.
L

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on August 25, 2013

DEAR KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT:

Yew r 2 kind !
N when WE r in Hell...
Ewe can repeatedly...
KISS MY BE-HIND !!!

Luv... Cur...

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