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Mr. Ed, a savior of dogs & ME...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thank you Ed for renewing my membership with authors den so I can pick on you and Hyland whenever I get the chance...


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He is my big brother,
Yes by another mother,
But still he saves me from losing the den,
Tis hard to understand him, he speaks unclear,
And even old Ma would agree, he is quite very weird…

He rescues dogs of every breed,
In that he is not prejudiced, as long as there is a need,
He gives them water and does of them feed,
He works miracles saving every last one,
He does all this as he is quite the savior,
He doesn’t do this because of any deep seated greed…

He writes so well and has a few books,
His poor wife has to put up with his many dogs he brings home,
I can just imagine her when another one he brings, bet she does moan,
But Mr. Ed is a great person even for all his other faults,
Those we won’t get into here, it would take too long,
Thank you Ed for being who you are, it’s an honor to know you,
Just keep around your house, for the wife, plenty of smelling salts…
© me – 6/17/14

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 Reviews of "Mr. Ed, a savior of dogs & ME..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2014
Amen!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on June 18, 2014
Karma and kudos to those who extend kindnesses.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
Nice one Ed.... and that's a great pic of Rufus the Doofus pretending he's a snow leopard

Reviewed on June 17, 2014
Old Bro GEORGE E. MATEOS would be Proud ...
To read bout such LUV youz guyz spoke out Loud.
We all miss that Ole Buzzard way up There Now ...
Hovering n' Circling... Watching over ewe two ED's I Vow!

God Bless All ED's ... Even Pee-Wee's n' Devils ...
N' Cuzzins like Pat n' Cur ...
N' Tiger Lilly n' All Half- Arsed AD Fambly Members ...
N' especially Yew... Knave Numb Nutz ... a Truly ... UN- SIR !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
I'm so glad you have honored the other Ed. He is so much your opposite, it is only through his kind nature that you are still with us. I can't for the life of me figure out why you didn't get a life membership when it was offered and save him the funds for dog food. And you need to honor René, for without her you wouldn't have your poor little keyboard to type on or even a desk to sit at. Time to get busy and pay back.

Ron

Reviewed on June 17, 2014
So Ed you saying Mr.Ed has some kind of puppy powers?
Enjoyed the write! The Great Canadian Buzzard

Reviewed on June 17, 2014
Yes, Mr. Ed is a gem of a human being. He has a kind and lovable personality. His love for animals has lead him to his job which he enjoys saving and rescuing animals that are in need. A very lovely person indeed!!! Two thumbs up for Mr. Ed!!! And two thumbs up for this poem!!!

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
You're Welcome, you old Jersey Devil you. And you can't understand me, because most of the time I speak 'Dog,' a very ancient but very difficult language to master.



And if you want to pick on someone, I suggest old Cuz Cur. In his latest post 'The Big Lug' he says you're still Cussin' and Fussin' and Bitchin' and Moanin' and Belchin' and Fartin' and Whinin' and Groanin'



And try picking on Cousin Patrick, too - he's mean to squirrels!


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Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on June 17, 2014

well done, well said,


Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on June 17, 2014
Such kindness is a rare gem, to be treasured.
Great write, Ed!
Rx


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