A little 3am in the morning, while thunderstorms rumble through, diddy...
Gets to be at times that I can’t tell them apart,
They always seem to slip out when shopping at the mart,
I bring attention to myself, though I have made both an art,
I gotta admit that burping and farting is fun & is close to my heart…
Yes, it’s the guy in me that makes me want to of it release,
It makes for a funny sound, though some think it disgusting,
I sometimes think that I sound like a flock of geese,
Have to sometimes of my pants & undies do some adjusting,
The laugh value, at least for me, does never cease…
LOL!!! This is so funnyyyy!!!! - although I know I should not laugh about it. I suggest you to buy one of those "Whoopee cushion" so you can blame the fart on it every time it happens. People will just laugh about it.
"Have to sometimes of my pants & undies do some adjusting "
Don't adjust those Ed that's your fart muffler, if all else fails they are a filter! Grin LOL
Enjoyed Ed. Buzzard
“Have to sometimes of my pants & undies do some adjusting”
And man, those putrid wet ones of yours, are truly disgusting;
It’s no wonder that I ran away from home, when I was only seven,
Compared to our bedroom, the smell of the forest, was truly heaven.
PS: Are you gonna serenade old Cuz Cur when he comes to visit you?
I can picture you greeting him when he arrives, with a rapid fire salute.
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Jane
Ron
At least u r now telling the truth...
Ewe were always a Big Stinker... Forsooth !
Sandie :o)
Don't adjust those Ed that's your fart muffler, if all else fails they are a filter! Grin LOL
Enjoyed Ed. Buzzard
Kathy J Parenteau
And man, those putrid wet ones of yours, are truly disgusting;
It’s no wonder that I ran away from home, when I was only seven,
Compared to our bedroom, the smell of the forest, was truly heaven.
PS: Are you gonna serenade old Cuz Cur when he comes to visit you?
I can picture you greeting him when he arrives, with a rapid fire salute.
hell is not a little chirp
woah! distancia amigo. :)