Few pictures of Mr. Ed Kostro are around,
But Ma did tell me recently they do actually abound,
Even though he has hid them someplace, he thought, sound,
Ma sent this one particular photo that she had found…
We used to call him Mushmouth,
Though, don’t tell him you heard that from me,
He was named after an uncle from the south,
That uncle was known as the Bayou county banshee,
We think that is why Ed does now rescue animals,
He is ashamed of his namesake & is trying to make amends…
With a face like that you can imagine why the animals are attracted,
Just think how our poor Ma, when she gave him birth, reacted,
But she tried to love him just the same as the rest of us,
Though she did try several times to push him under the school bus…
Here we go again - you just can't behave yourself.
And I want people to know that they only call me 'Mushmouth' when I take my teeth out. I like kissin my wife and my dogs without teeth - what the heck's wrong with that??!!
PS: I've got more old photos of you, than you have of me, so get ready.
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Love ya!
Jane
I hope no one gets hurt with all this good-natured humor. But the other Ed has very tough skin, known to have resisted many dog bites in the past.
Ron
Michael D.
U GONE N DUN IT NOW ...
OPENED A NEW CAN OF WORMS ...
OPENED PANDORA'S BOX ...
OPENED THE GATES OF HELL ...
I PREDICT A FLOOD OF PICS, DEPICTING EWE NOT SO GOOD !
DEAR SWEET GENTLE LOVING POLISH ED KOSTRO
WILL NOW BE FORCED TO DEFEND HIS HONOR AND
FINE REPUTATION ...
MY HEART IS A-FLUTTER WITH ANXIOUS ANTICIPATION !!!
And I want people to know that they only call me 'Mushmouth' when I take my teeth out. I like kissin my wife and my dogs without teeth - what the heck's wrong with that??!!
PS: I've got more old photos of you, than you have of me, so get ready.