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Will I EVER learn...
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...at least I can see the humor in this...


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I did it again,

They predicted rain,

I forgot and stopped and washed the car,

Through an automatic car wash,

And one mile after leaving the place,

It started to rain and has yet to stop,

And is supposed to rain all day today,

The old girl got a good cleanin’,

Both by me and by Nature,

Why couldn’t there be a weather cop,

To tell me when to wash the car or not…

© -me- 11/17/14

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 Reviews of "Will I EVER learn..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
Just wait a while, you'll either get mud or snow.

Ron

PS. That's why most car washes have a rain check. As long as you come back in a reasonable amount of time, they'll let you watch it for free again. That is of course where I live, and not New Jersey where, I understand, the mob rules everything. ;-)

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on November 18, 2014
i've always heard, if you want it to rain, wash the car.

Michael D.

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2014
Every time my husband cuts the grass it rains.


Reviewed on November 17, 2014
Be glad you have a car and don't have to ride a bicycle everywhere.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on November 17, 2014
Be thankful you're not driving an old rust bucket from the 50s. It's even worse if the driver is an old rust bucket from the 50s. :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 17, 2014
And so he said let ther be rain
And it rained.........done that myself now and then
Peace brother

William

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 17, 2014
as already said, it happens, lol

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2014
If they had predicted rain, and you still forgot,
Weather reports or weather cops, will help you not.
It sounds like you're gettin old, your memory is shot,
There isn't much you can do about that, like it or not.


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