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Just minding my own business...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A tale told by the teller to his grandchildren...


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There I was children,
Just walking along on this bright white field,
Lookin’ for something to eat.
When all of a sudden something gigantic,
Comes down from above,
And seems to try to crush me,
Then something else picks me up,
And I next find myself in a lake of cold fresh water,
But it doesn’t remain fresh for long as a stream,
Flows from far above making bubbles on the surface,
And therein those bubbles I do hide,
Then a bigger “flush” of water does come ,
And down I go into a tunnel of dark water,
After that I know not where I ended my trip,
As when I opened my eyes I seemed floating,
With other inhabitants of this watery world,
I luckily found a wooden object to climb upon,
And dried my wings and eventually fluttered away,
So that is how I survived the great flood,
So now my children you must go to sleep,
And I will tell you a story of your uncle tomorrow,
The fly that met the spider & like me lived to tell about it…
© -me- 12/17/14

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 Reviews of "Just minding my own business..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 19, 2014
Pretty graphic, I can just imagine what a turd would look like to fly in a toilet bowl! I think you've got your imagination back along with your health. This is the best thing I've read from you in a long time, even though it is kind of dirty nerdy turdy…

Ron

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 18, 2014
they spared you because they had no choice ...

Reviewed on December 18, 2014
What a dream! Pretty cool.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 18, 2014
Ed,
This is priceless!!! I love Ed's comment below. I miss you guys, all those adventures that you both would write about...
I am so glad that you are safe and still within this Universe.
Keep on pluggin along and have a great holiday!
Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed on December 18, 2014
I DID IT ... AND I AM GLAD !!!

CANT WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN !

OLE STINKY PANTS KNUMB KNUTZ JUST
NEVER WOULD TAKE A SHOWER OR BATH !

THATS WHY HE LOVES "MOTHER OCEAN" SO MUCH...
HE TAKES A QUICK DIP N LETS THE SAND SCRAPE HIS UGLY BUTT !!!

"JOY TO THE WORLD" !!!

CUZ SIR CUR ... THE ONE-ETH ...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 18, 2014
Wow - I think I remember this one - when we were kids didn't you get flushed down the commode???!!! (I always thought that old Cuz Cur pushed you in, and then flushed it - but he swears he never saw you splashin around in there.)


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