Admonishment on the immorality of fiddling with the self...

Buddhism has such great statements for the self,
Though it does not tell us how to attain great wealth,
Maybe find & put on display a North Pole elf,
I know what you’re thinking; this guy needs mental health…

Zen, on the other foot, does leave us usually with a riddle,
So I won’t go there, other than to say one should not of himself fiddle,
For it may be the cause of having to, more often than not, piddle,
Better for those who do with themselves fiddle,
To change that habit and learn to of their thumbs twiddle,
And one cannot be with this thought in the middle…

My Dad’s wisdom was that I would grow hair on my palm,
But was told to my Dad, he’ll grow out of it per my Mom,
Little did they know I wanted possibly two furry palms,
But in fifty years I still have to develop hirsute anywhere,
On my face I have a growing beard,
On my hands nothing has ever happened weird…
© -me- 1/12/15