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...as cracks go...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, February 14, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A Valentine gift for my Cuz cur the oneth, Tom Hyland,
and Mr. Ed, the sicketh…

The picture of my Cuz the Cur...


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Stopped by my site to drop off another load of mirth,
He is getting kind of nuts, but that maybe his old age,
We can’t find how old he is, as no records were kept,
In those prehistoric days around his birth…

Even worse, is he, though it might be a close race,
Than that guy Mr. Ed in Chicago,
These two guys seem always to be on my ass picking,
They always seem to be trying to be on me tricking…

Don’t feel bad for me though, it’s all in fun,
I love both these crazy guys even though they ARE a pain in the “ “,
Feel sorry for them as runs in our family a modicum of gas,
It presents itself usually at a most untimely moment,
You cannot imagine the cloud that presents itself,
Worse it usually is than mustard gas & twice or more as potent…
© 2/14/15

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 Reviews of "...as cracks go..."
Reviewed on February 16, 2015
DEAR KNAVE KNUMB KNUTZ ...

Gas ? Only a modicum ? Nay, foul Knave ... thou dost exude large quantities thereof !
Awful Offal is thy most prodigious product.
Telling Tall Tales about thy loving older brother from Chicago
who sends yew all those nice care packages so frequently is most unappreciative.
And yer dear luving Cousin, Sir Cur, didst once gift thee a fine colorful aluminum pipe,
for yer "medicinal herbs" ...
how could yew possibly accuse us of such dastardly deeds?

Gaseous ? Indeed art Thou ! Forsooth ?

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on February 15, 2015
I love all of you Eds.
Good write!
Peace love and light
Amber

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 15, 2015
Man you sure are full of it… Not sure if it's a solid or a gas…

Ron

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on February 15, 2015
Glad you all get along...

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 15, 2015
"These two guys seem always to be on my ass picking"

You can blame dear old Ma for this. I don't know how many times she yelled at me when we were kids to somehow clean your filthy butt.

Why I ran away from home at such an early age; and why old Cuz Cur has now been assigned this hazardous job.

Cuz, don't forget your gas mask, rubber gloves, and disinfectant - and Good Luck, Cuz - Better You Than Me!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
that's why i avoid Route 80

Reviewed on February 14, 2015
I always enjoy tales of family interactions. I live somewhere between you guys. Should I buy a gas mask?

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on February 14, 2015
Smelled both and you are right.


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