An oral surgeons visit today,
I’ve pushed it off way, way,
I’m sorry to have to say,
That if under anesthesia,
I die; I won’t go very far away…
Yes I hate the dentist,
And surgery all the more,
They have to remove a “Taurus”, (touri?)
So I won’t have a Ford in my mouth anymore,
It needs to be removed, as for dentures a must…
be careful, those oral surgeons do funny things when your under his laughing gas ...
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2015
I went through that two and a half years ago....I hope you got plenty of novocaine and the rest will be over before you can say dentures.
And remember if ever you are in any pain tell....
I'll be thinking of you. I once worked for a dentist. Every time this one lady would come in, I'd have to go hold her hand while she was in the dentist's chair. It will be over before you know it!
Forsooth! Another lost tooth! And I don't know what a Taurus is either, but it may require you to ford the gap between your teeth until you get a bridge. In the meantime, lay off the sweets and all those adorable, "munchies."
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And remember if ever you are in any pain tell....
Always,
Deborah
Love ya!
Jane
Ron
Oh the pain.
Come on doc,
Don't be stingy,
With that Novocaine.
Do not despair.
Do not say nay.
Have a seat in the chair,
Of Dr. deKay.
Michael D.