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Over internet-ed...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, May 16, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Kind of like over-sexed...


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Kinda like over-sexed,
But only different,
Wish I could be over-sexed,
But for that another dick I’d have to rent…

But it’s all good,
No matter what to think I should,
Don’t pity me for now if you could,
For even I am tired of my complaints,
As I am certainly not up there with the saints…

It is what it is,
This over internet-ing,
I admit to my addiction,
Or is it an affliction,
The only way I will leave the internet,
Is if it did of me make an eviction…
© -ed- 5/16/15

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 Reviews of "Over internet-ed..."
Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on May 17, 2015
Sounding in a better mood...We all are addicted!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
I don't think so. You are hardwired to the Web. Why do I know? They did it during that last surgery to keep you from complaining when your connection dropped.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
If you want to break that addiction,
and cure your internet ills,
Just go a month or two,
Don't pay your internet bills.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
I don't think too many would disagree, Ed. Be well, friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by CHANTI LACE
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
well said....nice to see you posting...xo

Reviewed on May 16, 2015
What do we get because of the addiction? Carpal tunnel and fat asses!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
You have company, Ed.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 16, 2015
It will never happen. Great to have you back again.


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