Don't tell Ed about me...

Hello, I am Ed’s computer,
You can call me by my given name, Hewlitt Packard,
Or you can call me by my nickname, HP,
Unlike Ed I do not take breaks, I do not have to pee,
The only time I go off is when I have to reboot,
Do not tell Ed but I tend to call him a whiny old coot…

I hope we can all be friends,
Because I am cleaner than Ed,
I use soap when I do of myself cleanse,
You know, soap he never does use,
But you have got to admit,
Sometimes he has got a pretty funny muse…

I have to say I am worried about him his sanity,
Of late he seems to be going off the deep end,
Right to the bottom of the insanity pool,
He has been sinking like a lead weight,
Please do not tell him that on here I have spoken of him,
Or before him I may have to meet my inevitable fate…
© *HP* 2015/17/05