He does to dogs, talk,
In rain storms he goes for a walk,
The north woods his second home,
Takes dogs with him when there he does roam...
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A dog talker he is, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a dog, of course,
That is, of course, unless that dog talking man is the famous Mr. Ed…
Go right to the source and ask the dog guy,
He’ll give you the answer & you know why,
Because he always has a steady sigh,
So talk if you wish to Mr. Ed, that’s why…
People yakkity-yak a streak & waste time all day,
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say,
And when he speaks, you can’t get him to shut up, NO WAY…
Now that you've run roughshod over good master Ed, it's time you received your comeuppance.
I would sure hate to get on the telephone line with you because you'd probably talk my ear right off. I would need a crowbar to get a word in edgewise. As for talking to dogs, Rufus didn't even understand you. Otherwise he wouldn't of gone out and got trouble in the neighborhood like a spoiled child. I think you fed him too many hamburgers instead of real dog food.
Anyway, check your own tea leaves before you mess with others. ;-)
Wow - are you feeling all right?? Normally you like to slam me, and this piece is a compliment - I think!
"This dog talker may be with humanity at odds,
But to all dogs in general, he gives positive nods."
So very true, and this Dog Talker talks to Cats and to Wild Critters, too. So thanks for this, Bro.
PS: I've been called Mr. Ed for a very long time now - even many vets in VA Hospitals called me that. "Where's that Mr. Ed guy? I wanna talk to him, because he listens."
Zoe and I converse each and every day, Ed, not as profoundly as do Mr. ED and his dogs probably, but we manage to get through to each other. Like Mr. ED, I am positive when it comes to dogs.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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Deborah
Regis
Doggy treats all around... :) The Buzzard
Michael D.
I would sure hate to get on the telephone line with you because you'd probably talk my ear right off. I would need a crowbar to get a word in edgewise. As for talking to dogs, Rufus didn't even understand you. Otherwise he wouldn't of gone out and got trouble in the neighborhood like a spoiled child. I think you fed him too many hamburgers instead of real dog food.
Anyway, check your own tea leaves before you mess with others. ;-)
Ron
THIS IS A DUNK ... WITHOUT THE SLAM ...
N' THAT'S NO BUNK ... FROM SAM I AM !
SURPRISINGLY THIS IS QUITE PROLIFIC ...
THAT' HOW I SEES IT ... TOM TERRIFIC !!!
"This dog talker may be with humanity at odds,
But to all dogs in general, he gives positive nods."
So very true, and this Dog Talker talks to Cats and to Wild Critters, too. So thanks for this, Bro.
PS: I've been called Mr. Ed for a very long time now - even many vets in VA Hospitals called me that. "Where's that Mr. Ed guy? I wanna talk to him, because he listens."
Love ya!
Jane