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OMG, it's freakin' HOT...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, June 23, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I only went out to see what its like,
Forget today a ride on my bike,
The tires would melt on the asphalt,
Its all you people in the souths fault...


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I told you people in the south,
To keep that hot air down there,
It just is not for me fair,
To have July & August weather,
In the month of June,
If it did not come from you, then where,
My A/C is crankin’,
My electric bill is surely risin’,
Thankfully I do not have to go out,
From home on my phone I can use my big mouth,
In this weather besides being a sweater, I am also a drooler,
Thankfully, tomorrows said to be much cooler…
© -ed- 6/23/15

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 Reviews of "OMG, it's freakin' HOT..."
Reviewed by Donna Maris
Reviewed on July 28, 2015
LOL.. the perfection solution is a stationary bike- ride indoors and stay cool- Im sure its heating up hotter now!! :)

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2015
Stay cool ED and only ride your bike on cooler days.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on June 24, 2015
Did someone say 90 degrees, sounds cool to me. 102 is getting there. How about 115 to 120 day after day for four months. That's what I am facing here in Qatar, with periodic high humidity throughout the summer, with August being the worst. So heat, yes. I should write a poem about it, too. John

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 24, 2015
Global warming is a hoax… Ha ha. What will it take for people to understand science and stop believing bull… you haven't seen anything yet.

Then again, it's probably just male menopause. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on June 24, 2015
We are finally getting a break from the steam caused by heavy rains and seething temps. Hopefully, you'll be getting this from the east with love..

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 23, 2015
U think is hot now?
U ain't seen nothing yet
It was 102 not so long ago
Beak out the koolaid

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 23, 2015
Eh . . . It's ninety degrees down heah in tha swamp. Glad to see you are enjoying some of that good old southern weather. Don't you worry, Ed, we'll send more before you run out.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 23, 2015
I'm with you Ed. Ship this weather to Alaska.


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