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TMI...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, July 19, 2015 Rated "PG" by the Author.

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I hope you will smile at least within...

My hair is long, Short is my schlong, My memories non-existent, My mind inconsistent, My life mostly boring, Most of my time spent snoring… Glad to live alone, For farting a lot I seem to be prone, I write my feelings in poem form, Everything I do, as for me, is my norm… Hot here tonight, I hide inside out of sight, My air-conditioners on, I sit here writing, And in boredom I do yawn… © -ed- 7/19/15

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 21, 2015

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"Short Schlonged, Snoring, Farting, Fun Kind of Guy Looking for Someone Who Likes All Three!" You never know who's out there!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 20, 2015

All manner of insufficiency here. I'm even having trouble laughing at the lame joke lessness.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on July 19, 2015

I have to laugh at Jerry's comment. Lol! Just came back from the bike ride... ...whew it's hot here. Sending you love, peace, and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on July 19, 2015

Nothing like an honest look at life.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on July 19, 2015

Premium poetry by Ed. All the bodily functions present and accounted for . . .

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