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Losted is my muse...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Friday, August 21, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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If you should see him, send him home...thanks...


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If you see him on the side of the road,
You’ll know him as out he holds his big toe,
And in his arms he carries a big toad…

His clothing disheveled,
His hat on a distinct angle,
The toad naked except for thick lensed glasses…

He will be carrying an empty bag,
The toad that is, not the carrier,
For in reality, the toad is my muse,
In my case that is nothing but usual…

If you see them please pick them up,
The toad though should go in the trunk,
Or in the car or truck far to the back,
As for consideration of others he does lack,
His ribbets are quite big & come out as farts,
So beware, they can empty super-sized shopping marts…
© -ed- 8/21/15

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 Reviews of "Losted is my muse..."
Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on August 21, 2015
I think the toad is happy with ahem ahem.. Ahahaha

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 21, 2015
That's one way to humor yourself out of a poet's funk. I've got a couple of young toads in the yard. I'll check them out to see if they are carrying any empty bags of muse for you.

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 21, 2015
You have a great sense of humor.

Reviewed on August 21, 2015
You are some kind of crazy, my man!!! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 21, 2015
Naw, you ain't lost your toad/muse/whatever, check the warts on your body, he's still around.


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