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Two Ambien...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Thursday, April 14, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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To a degree, some humor, though to some it may not be, then to others...whatever...


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One Ambien will not work on me,
But took two last night just to see,
If I would sleep okay & awaken on time,
Well the first part worked, but I over slept, big time,
Did not out of bed climb,
Till well after ten, though I tried for eight,
Making Rene have so much longer to wait…

So apparently one Ambien is sufficient,
It would then work more efficient,
I would then not sleep through the alarm,
Allowing me to be with Rene much longer,
Showing her all I can muster of my wonderful charm…
© -ed- 4/14/16




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 Reviews of "Two Ambien..."
Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on April 16, 2016
I did all kinds of weird stuff when I was taking Ambien. Too bad I can't remember any of it!

Rebecca

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2016
Go easy on those pills ,ED...

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 15, 2016
First you can't sleep. And then, when it comes to an important date with René, you oversleep. Is there a pattern here somewhere?

Ron

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 14, 2016
Watch those sleeping pills they can give you a very long sleep if abused. Also like everything else they are habit forming.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 14, 2016
Ambien now eh?
Been there done that.
If one isn't working for you,
You need something else.
I take two 1mg Xanax every night.
Sleep like a bambino. However there is a caution with that.
Never drink the take them. Or Ambien for that matter.



Walt

Reviewed on April 14, 2016
I'll tell ya, you're "Silver Tongue" in person!! Poor Rene! LOL!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 14, 2016
Right, and we all know about your charm. Seriously, thinking about Rene is pretty darn sweet, big guy!


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