First came the wall, now comes the no fart zone...
Was well erected,
By our president duly elected,
The zone was quite eclectic,
Those who fart are zapped by electric.
Just another way to make America great,
If you fart you are required to do so over a grate,
Possibly put forth by his mate,
And caused by being overweight,
God did help this when He did of the ‘pres’ create.
Good to see you're still dishing out the laughs Ed. It's been a while since I spent time in Authorsden and I'm enjoying catching up with the familar names of those who stayed the course.
It will create many jobs for monitors to make sure that all the signs are put up properly and to make sure that those ignorant immigrants follow the rules when it comes to fart zones. I think he should sign an executive order to make sure that they are written in all the languages that those damn immigrants speak so they will know when they're violating the law.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
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perspective read
depending on what they ate for dinner last night?
Ha ha...a funny one Ed!!
Ron
Love ya!
Jane
how crude and crass.
Next there's an executive order,
for a filter on our ass.
Good one.
Funny one.
L