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Look out everyone, he's baaaccck.
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Wednesday, May 23, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Some body paid for my membership, I hope they do not regret it...

He is back, With no amounts of stories does he lack, He may still at sometimes for some reason off slack, But he will try to keep writing on white & in black… Thank you to whomsoever foot the bill, I hope I never make you to take a pain pill, I’ll try not too much of the English language kill, If the lottery I should hit, I’ll be sure to put you all in my will… © -ed- 5/23/18

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Reviews of "Look out everyone, he's baaaccck."

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on May 31, 2018

The perfect thank you card to someone who well deserves it. I'm happy you're back.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart

Reviewed on May 26, 2018

It's a good thing that you are back. Enjoyed the poem, Ed.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 24, 2018

Congratulations! Bailed out again� Kind of like a drug addict who swearers that after this latest rehabilitation it will be his last�

I've heard that one before. Just have to put it on the tax statement as a casualty loss. Will be long dead before that will comes to light. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on May 24, 2018

We have much to thank for unseen blessings, welcome back to the fold and we all look forward to your writing "on white & in black."

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

'Must be some kind of nice person. How very nice.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

Write on, and a shout out to your sponsor.

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

Welcome Back Kotter !

P. S. ... T'weren't me neither 👍❤️✌🏻😻

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

You're worth it for half the money,
but who's counting? (I'm not the payee).

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

Now, if you put a dollar or so in a piggy bank every day, you'll have money next year . . . Just saying.

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on May 23, 2018

No matter how ugly you are, you're still cute to me.

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