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Internet Connection Fail...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, July 29, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Getting so tired of Verizon!


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Forthcoming on my horizon,

Is a change back to Comcast from Verizon,

Too many connections failed,
 
So from Verizon I will likely bail…
 
 
Failed internet connection,
 
Has created for me a major rejection,

They tell me it has to do with atmospheric advection,

But as far as I am concerned I am losing for Verizon my affection…

 

I may change my mind somewhere down the road,

But for now these internet failures do not for Verizon well bode,

So many times of late I’ve thought my computer might implode,

All it’s been is Verizon’s problematic shit load.

© -ed-  7/30/18

  


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 Reviews of "Internet Connection Fail..."
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on September 7, 2018
Seems like just when I think I need to stay off the 'net for a spell, it goes down -- then I flip out!

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 3, 2018
I switched from Verizon years ago. Now I'm a prisoner of Optimum. Hell is hell no matter the name.

Reviewed by Stephen Pollard
Reviewed on August 1, 2018
No matter what the company....Whether it's Verizon, Comcast, Google, Facebook, AOL, Yahoo....Ect....These Tech companies hire many individuals....Some of whom could be considered untrustworthy....Committing what could be called "Industrial Espionage"....Otherwise known as "Hacking"....And apparently untraceable....Well....At least that's how I view it all....

Reviewed on July 30, 2018
I am paying $120.00/month for my cable TV, landline phone, and my internet for a Three-In-One package. It is not good, when the internet or the TV isn't working, my phone won't work as well. This is a stupid package. I'll have to change it!

I hope you'll get everything sorted out soon.

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 30, 2018
When I pay the sticker shock each month for all the services provided, especially movies and television on demand, high speed Internet and voice over IP telephone service, I have to think that when I paid a $350 long-distance phone bill for one month of 10 minute calls to my future wife. The only problem is, when I have a power outage I lose everything. Can't even call out for help without a cell phone.

Service may be lousy, but it's a far cry from the way we used to make calls on party lines 50 years. There was no television and Internet wasn't even thought of yet.

Ron

Reviewed on July 30, 2018
I gotcha! They all suck!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on July 30, 2018
No problem here, I can can hear ya loud and clear.


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