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Cramps..
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Tuesday, July 31, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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I wish it were humor that I could laugh at...

Cramps in my legs, Cramps in my feet, Cramps in my back, Cramps in my fingers, With cramps I get no slack… Sometimes I think it is water that I lack, So of myself I do for a day drown, I am not trying herein to be a clown, I just wish with regards cramps, My youth I could somehow get back, Just, I guess, call me old Cramped Gramps. © -ed- 7/31/18

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on August 19, 2018

Potassium. Are you getting enough? How about calcium and magnesium? They can't hurt. Electrolytes? Feel better, my friend.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on August 2, 2018

Funny. Sounds like a commercial for something.

Reviewed by Stephen Pollard

Reviewed on August 1, 2018

There are many reasons for cramps....Poor posture, awkward movement, being stressed out....Not sure it's anything that we lack that would cause cramps....And some may think that were trying to clown around....But then they are those who nothing serious ever happens to them....Just keep on truckin Ed....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 1, 2018

And I thought I was the only one! Yes, cramps can make us grumpy old gramps. Thanks for the tip about potassium, Tom.

Keep a stiff upper lip, grin and cramp it!

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on August 1, 2018

Look on the bright side, at least they're not menstrual.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on August 1, 2018

Even young people, athletes, you name it, get cramps. If that's the worst of your old age, consider yourself lucky.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on August 1, 2018

As we grow older the aches and pains kick in. It helps if we spend our days walking, A simple task such as this can seem so much, but it is the one exercise with the most benefits. Thanks for sharing, and thank you for dropping by my poetry It was much appreciated. Have a great day.

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on July 31, 2018

ED - possibly a depletion of Potassium.

Try some Bananas &/or Gatorade !

Let me know result 💚💙

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