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Proud to be a Piney
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, August 11, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A resident I am of the Pine Barrens...


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If you don’t like it,

You can kiss my lily white tiny hinny,

I will try for you to keep it shiny,

Hopefully it tastes finey,

I clean it every day with water so briney…

 

Being a piney means I live in the pines,

Where I distill from cranberries wine,

The feds don’t like it, but then they are whiny,

Security is handled by my own personal jinni…

 

The devil of Jersey,

Has been of late feeding on Guernsey,

To some the devil of the pines is quite controversy,

But being a piney, he is a relative though quite slimy.

© -ed- 8/11/18 

 


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 Reviews of "Proud to be a Piney"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 22, 2018

enjoyed the read!


never stop writing

m

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on September 1, 2018
Ed:

As in "white pimply ass"? To the Devil with yuh! (just kidding!)

Duke

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 27, 2018
Well, at least you are honest although I think you meant to write "shiny." Lol! And I can assure you I do not want to go anywhere your "white tiny hiney." Lol! Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 14, 2018
This New Yorker never heard of a piney. But I enjoyed your poem.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 12, 2018
Living in the doldrums of the barrens can affect the brain, much like English on the plains of Spain. You certainly are Jersey right down to your soul and not Guernsey or Holstein by any means. Fine fodder for the Jersey Devil, who only likes your kind of slime. Write more.

Ron

Reviewed on August 12, 2018
So you are a piney
Keepin' that thing shiny............I had so much fun reading this, Ed! You always have a way of coming up with something unique!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on August 12, 2018
I'm a Buckeye.
You're a Piney.
We both write,
Poetic liney's.
And if anybody doesn't like it,
They can kiss both our hineys.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 11, 2018
Hah! I suppose you can call me a piney, I was born and raised in the middle of tall, tall pines


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