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My first boat...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Saturday, August 10, 2019    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Kids today could not do what I did with that boat...

(The picture is not of my boat but pretty damn close...:)


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 She was a fourteen footer,

She served me well,

For the most part she did float,

But from leaks she did a lot bloat…

 

I had to carry a hand sump pump,

And every so often I pumped out the water,

I could see the water leaking in,

For some reason something followed me with a fin…

 

I called her the Leaky Teaky,

She was well named as you can tell,

Just a little kids boat with an 18 horse Evinrude,

My dad & the Coast Guard thought me quite freaky,

I use to go out to fish in the ocean beyond the horizon.

My dad raised bloody hell.

© -ed-  8/10/19

 


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 Reviews of "My first boat..."
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on August 15, 2019
I'm not much of a sailor but I know this much ...
It's not the size of the boat that matters,
it's the motion of the ocean.

Reviewed on August 12, 2019
It's sad but true, they would text the coast guard and expect to be saved , and would not even think to remove the water, even with there 1 gallon water bottles. And this assuming they figured out how to actually be out of sight from the dock.

Lol

Reviewed on August 11, 2019
Your words bring fond memories of baling water out of a boat! I must admit those were some of the best days of my life!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 11, 2019
Great poetic memories. I loved boats when I was a teen and I always will. Had my share of leakers, transom cracks, high risers overheating and assorted other quirks. All my boats had problems but they never failed to get me back home, even if it was chugging at 5 knots. I called it an adventure and it still is. Nice!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 11, 2019
That boat reminded me of what we used to fish with in the small lakes in Wisconsin. The thought of taking that Leaky Teaky, plastic, not teak, out over the horizon on the ocean to fish, is an invitation to drown, like what happened to my brother's fishing buddy when he went out alone off the coast of New Jersey with a much better equipped fishing boat for blues.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on August 11, 2019
Dare I say it, Whatever floats your boat. (sorry, I couldn't resist)

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on August 11, 2019
Taking a leaky little boat out past the horizon takes some big clanging brass Ed. Brings back some good memories. I did things when I was younger too that I would never even consider now. Always liked boats. Had a Bass boat once. Love the ocean and lakes. June Lake, up in the Sierras, is one of our favorites. Vallecito Lake, outside Durango in Colorado, is another. Hope you're well. Thanks for sharing. rlc

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 10, 2019
Ah those Evinrude motors were class, no? Never had a boat and never wanted to own one; but I do like boats, and there is nothing quite like floating down the river, lake or stream, especially in New England where I grew up. Thanks for the memory, Ed.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 10, 2019
Great memories, Ed. My ancestors were fishermen from Brittany, France who crossed the Atlantic to fish for cod on the Grand Banks off Newfoundland. A number of them perished in the wicked storms of the north Atlantic. So you see, I can relate to some degree, although I am more of a mountain man than a seafarer. Love and peace to you,

Regis.


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