“MY DAD”

I love my dad dearly,

I know you all can see that clearly,

But sometimes he can be so weird,

He trims and shaves his beard,

I mean I never do that & I got more than he.

We are alike in so many ways,

He likes the snow like me, pretty much,

But he doesn’t lay in it and make waves,

But he does throw it at me, and such.

He likes to eat his dinner while lying on the couch,

And I like to lie down when I eat, too,

We both pee standing up,

And squat to do the other thing,

But as for me sometimes I squat on the wrong place and say ouch!

Could go on and on with this,

But Dad has to leave for work,

And he doesn’t let me use the pooter when he is out,

And my duties as a watchdog, I cannot shirk,

As when he is gone, I am the boss of my house…

                                       (Rufuz)