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Oops...
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This MUST be a woman thing,

Fortunately where I live,

I can't be found,

By all the women that will want to see me drowned...LOL!


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OOPS…


 


Is this pic a woman thing?


Or do men do it too?


Driving away with a gas pump nozzle,


Even when it is right under your schnozzle,


After pumping the gas yourself.


 


I know in NJ we have to let the attendant,


Pump our gas, as I think, they think, we have in our brains a dent,


But wish there could be seen the state from which this pic came,


It would explain a lot,


And would surely show that its not,


From the great state of toxic waste, NJ…


 


OH, you didn’t know that NJ was the toxic waste dump to the world?


Oh yes we are,


And what is really scary,


Is we all glow in the dark, now isn’t that hairy?


We have no need for nightlights, because of our glow,


Some just think it a bright light from within,


We are all so happy and friendly & oh so full of sin…


 


I especially am full of sin, as I lie,


To make this poem rhyme,


But at least we don’t do any driving with the nozzle still attached,


For if we did so too often,


We would for sure be heading for the booby hatch…


                                                                        (ed) 


 


 


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Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader)
Reviewed on January 14, 2004
Careful, men make mistakes too . . . But honestly, how can one forget to remove the nozzle???? Duh, are they not paying attention? Oh my, now they are driving--look out! Well, the world would be pretty dull without people like that (and we could all be one of them). Too late, Mr. Kostro--it's no secret any more .. . b

Reviewed on January 14, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL this is toooooo funny, my (((friend)))

might be...might be...LOL

thank God i never did that :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :) *hee hee*

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 14, 2004
NJ is spoiled! Most places in Canada you have to serve yourself, Although the small town gas stations tend to still serve and if you look really hard most cities have at least one station that will.

Fun write! Just happen to know a man that has done this, and a women so I think its a equal opps!


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 14, 2004
I think I waited 5 minutes. Excellent pic!!!
(But that looks like a guy behind the wheel, Ed. Don't tell anyone. It's our secret.)


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