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Eye Candy , The Other Side
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" Time to even up the score on the other side boys....lols   "

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There she goes ,

filing her nails

ruminating on who

will be her next defenseless victim

dressed to kill,

from head to toe

she's got men on her mind

with a wicked smile

she's looking for the guy

with the bulge in his pants

and the John Travolta smile

tall, dark and handsome

will do every time

the richer the better,

she's got cash register eyes

and she'll break their hearts,

and leave them gasping for more

a femme fatale

a most dangerous species

she'll twist you on your little finger

if you are stupid enought to let her

she keeps a score

of all her husbands

anyone's man is fair game

watch her go

like a bitch in heat

she'll gobble you up

and spit you out

in front of the mirror

she pouts and poses

you'll wait forever

as she fixes her hair

by the time she's finished

you'll be ready to go home

she'll nag and hound you

for a lifetime and a day

and if you give her an inch

she'll take a mile all day

your wallet will feel lighter

everytime you go shopping

don't try to tell her

she always knows better

you'll never be right

because your a dumb jerk

if you get her angry

you'll face a a sex embargo

so take a tip

my brother and buddy

when you get hitched

make sure your in the saddle

 

Copyright by Peter Paton 2006

 
   

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 Reviews of "Eye Candy , The Other Side"
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
AH YES...the BLACK WIDOW...she mates, then she kills! Reminds me of the show BLACK WIDOW! Better hide your toothpaste before she puts poison in it or if you're allergic to bee venom or penicillin and she knows it, you're a goner! GYPSIES, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES! Crotchwatchers? The size of bulge, the size of a man's wallet, or not? Would be a good indicator to either go for it, or not! Good even the score write, Peter. I like this style.

Sage

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
LOL...I hear the song "Maneater" in the background of this one. Great write...and true enought, while there is that SOB (son of a biscuit eater), there is indeed also the Vamp(mostly there is people who aren't either and little of both). ;)Silver

Reviewed on March 1, 2006
We have to agree with Eileen, it takes a BRAVE man! Enjoyed both 'drastic' pictures you've painted with your eye-candy,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Well I can't complain you gave us equal billing;-)
As I said before Peter, you are a brave man;-)
Well done on both counts. Pity the man of your write
that meets the woman of your write. Should make an
explosive third poem for this series;-)lol

eT

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
I'd really like to think I don't fit in this category, but then I thought when one went shopping their wallets were suppose to be lighter! What's the sense in going if you aren't going to buy anything? lol
Actually I don't shop..unless I have too. I'm not a typical female. I don't even like to shop for the holidays.
Don't be too hard on us Peter...you might actually find one of us, quite appealing some day!

Lisa

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Pretty good Peter. On the mark from a man's view. Yep! Women are human too and just as callous, cunning and calculated as men. Makes for an interesting game.

For me....I'm too much into honesty these days and that's the quality in a person that's hard to find.

Sure loved your with with this one.

Susan

Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Peter,

There are women like that. I don't think I'm one of them. At least, I hope. :) Have we become that terrible? Eye-opening, no holds barred, very, very well penned, BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Thank God I never meet that kind but I know they exist. Good one Peter.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Do you know my first wife?!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
From the wise man that knows it all........lol......hehehehe!!

Love Tinka


Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Peter,

Most excellent write; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith?

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2006
Sounds like "MOST" women I seem to have known...ed


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