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Have a MERRY STRESS-less CHRISTmas!
by John Michael Domino → (All Poetry by John Michael Domino)
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This poem rhymes to the tune, "Merry Christmas To You." Have a Stress-less Christmas this year! Enjoy!


Poem Artwork

 CASH registers ringing in the super store

People all standing in a row

Tiny brats screaming “I want that toy!”

Folks at red lights don't stop, they "GO!”

EVERYBODY knows…

When some turkey takes our parking space

That helps to make our tempers rise

Kids smoking pot and their eyes are aglow

But they'll spend the night in jail tonight

We know that STRESS-mas is on it’s way

We buy lots of toys and gifts but we can't afford pay

And someone checking out lets out a shout

“I got here first so I'm the first one out!”

So I am offering you to stay at home

So you don’t get to look like your 92!

Although it’s been done every time every year

Let's get rid of Stress-mas!

Let's put more CHRIST in CHRISTmas

Have a Stress-less CHRISTmas - this year!  

 

May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all.   Amen!  ( Deuteronomy 31:6 )    ( 2 Corinthians 13:14 )

 

© Copyright 2011, John Michael Domino

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Have a MERRY STRESS-less CHRISTmas!"
Reviewed on January 1, 2012
What an appropriate poem for us all. I had a rush order for 50 dolls at the last minute from a pastor's wife, of course I failed to deliver them before Christmas and she was stressed, I was stressed, and sadly we missed the real message of Christmas which was PEACE and JOY. Christ is the reason for Christmas, not the presents nor the shopping nor the food...it's not even about us.

Reviewed by Barbara Henry
Reviewed on December 10, 2011
Hello John,
This one says all that needs to be said for a stressless Christmas,and it is written so beautifully!
Continued success, and a merry,stressless Christmas to you and your loved ones.

Barbara J.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Plus you don't have to worry about getting pepper sprayed over an x-box. Patrick

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Most people do not follow the true meabing of Christmas. We should be celibrating the birth of the Greatest Man ever. I think the day has become pagan worshiping.That is why this piece is timely. Great job my friend. Merry Christmas my Cristian Brother.
GOD BLESS YOU
Tony

Reviewed on December 9, 2011
AMEN!!! AMEN!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Stress-mas - how so sadly true for so many today. I prefer romping in the snow with my dogs! (And they appreciate any Christmas gift - no matter how humble.)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 9, 2011
Very well done, John.


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