We all go behind closed doors
Folks used to use the woods, but not no more!
It’s a secret as to what really goes on
In that place call the Outhouse, the Lou, the Jon
Some comb hair, put on make-up, powder the nose
Others read magazines as time ticks on and goes
Some just go to sit, think and dwell
Others stay much longer and chat on their cell
But pity the poor folks that wait outside
They come to do business, and that’s no lie!
Some sit and ponder and take their sweet time
While the line gets longer and kids cry and whine
Finally, someone gets out, and they take their place
It's now their turn to rush
or continue at a snail’s pace...
2/16/18 JMD
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Love ya!
Jane
Have a great day, hugs
In all my years I never saw any reason to go into that room except to get the business over with and get the hell out of the smelly place! The woods was a much better place, especially for a quick leak. Do bears cover their scat like cats? Why should humans have to? Preserve the wilderness?
Last night, while doing my scheduled business, I had two lovely ladies in the room with me helping me do both #1 and #2. That done, one of the lovely ladies swung me into the bath and gently scrubbed me all over. I think I'm returning to my infancy. ;-)
Ron