Sweet Daisey Daffodil

was madly in love with

Sammy Sunflower.

They were quite wild as the

two lipped almost every hour!

Sammy liked Daisey Daffodil

but he was also a flowering flirt.

He was sunning with Patty Petunia

but didn’t want Daisey to get hurt

One early morning, Sammy eyed

Patty Petunia’s in full bloom

He caught her peddling about softly

under the light of a slivery moon.

Then along came Sir. Knight Blooming Jasmine

Entering with a big strong fragrant scent!

He proposed to Miss. Petunia

and off to Florida they went!

Sir. Knight and Patty P. were so happy

They flowered and began to mate.

Then they cross-pollenated and had

a cute baby bud named Date!

Thereafter, solo Sammy Sunflower

soaked in the hot sun all alone!

Until one day he got a message

on his photo - cell phone.

Well, it was Daisey Daffodil

Who remained tried and true .

She told Sammy Sunflower,

“I’m still in love with you!”

Sir. Knight B. Jasmine and Patty

eventually came back around.

They settled down in a bed of roses

Just west of Buzz Bee town.

They had a grand royal affair,

green with envy; like no other.

Until Mrs. Petunia, fell in love

with Sir. Knight’s half-brother!

Sir. Knight definitely smelled

A rotten seed around the ben

It was Sammy Sunflower messing around

With Patty Petunia all over again!

So, the next time you’re in the garden and

you see flowers acting a bit too fresh.

Just know that it may stem from,

“Blooming Royals” in the FLESH!

© 3/1/18 JMD