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Andy's Fooling Everybody
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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England got trashed by South Africa in Rugby!!! The South African had a kicker better than our own Packers Jan Stenerud that send the S.A. to a roaring victory, but our Andy didn't saw it, you want to know why?...


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He said that he was watching
Football? Rugby? Yeah, right!!!
we got him with a telephoto lense
cavorting with dames under whites,
panties with delicate embroideries
and a nicely padded pinky bra,
no mucho macho this limey is
playing with lace, what rugby’s that?

They said that you can’t believe
all what you read, that could be lies,
but a picture says million things
better than anything you can write,
Andy panky is been in the closed
too long, and are showing no whites
because true color are pinkish,
we can see you, don’t try to hide!!!!



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 Reviews of "Andy's Fooling Everybody"
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Hey! Where is Andy to defend himself and you call yourselves "Brothers"????? And why are you spying in the first place, hmmmmmmm?

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Poor Andy! Well written Georg!
Love,
annie

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Why he aint got us fooled has he Georg?

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
AHa...so that is where he's been...For sure then he is one of Victoria's Secret's best customers...LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
BUSTed! Hope the fun was worth being caught my Georg's telephoto lense.

This should serve as a reminder to us all, we can't keep anything under wraps from Georg.

Kathy

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
A cutie by a cutie! LOVE YOU! SC

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Would you be saying Andy is randy or just likes cross dressing? Tis mean you are with your camera but humorous with your words. PLB&G. <Mikii>

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
I feel like I am between a rock and a stone,,lol
Georg I love your humor, keep us updated,,Hmmmm I am going to have a few words with Andy,,,,see if I can borrow some of those pink oufits,,,lol
Christine

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Spys, Big Brother, Picture Phones, Satellite pictures, Surveillance cameras at street corners, and on lampposts, and in restrooms capture everything today. That's why I hide in my cave, and Andy has always liked Pink!

PS The Ruff N' Ready Rufuz Detective Agency is always looking for good overseas covert operatives. If interested, contact Rufuz.

Reviewed on October 22, 2007
LOL Andy is going to be mad when he sees this...ohhhhhh, Georg, you're in trouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuble....LOL Very well written; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Got to hand it to you. You call a spade a spade and not a shovel.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
Oh my so cute,stay safe and well sweet man..Hugs

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 22, 2007
oh oh Andy sounds like you got busted by Georg for sure this time, could always plead the I wear the bras for theurapeutic reasons but don't think it will be believed now,not with the photo prove.

Fee


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