OK Rose don't go jumping in the wagon, but cousin Fee "ninny" Perry declared war to Brothers Ed by insulting our beverage of preference and we left that "Queen's" country with something to remember us by...

It wasn’t as all of you can imagine
to be visiting the “fairy” land of Canada
after all they love anything that’s a Queen
and make brother Jersey Ed to take a bath,
their food I wouldn’t recommend to eat
they have plenty of fish, but they’re mutants
and the road kill they serve in hamburgers
will not be eat even by a very hungry rat.

But for all means, if you are brave and come
to the “fairy” land where they build Halifax,
better arriving there all dirty and sweat
because wonder of wonders they have a bath!
owned by a friendly soul (if you have the money)
with the pompous Swiss name “Fee’s Spa”
were they will massage your pockets empty
and for beer you will drinking something bad.

Jersey Ed was smelling like a bunch of roses,
and after a few Coors started talking cars,
forgetting that he provide us a freaking hearse
and we weren’t going to no flaming funeral,
and to rub us on the wrong way we kept hearing
that Canadian welcoming they call their laugh,
which the traitor PeeWee thought it was so funny
that he felt from the coffin saying it was a gag!

I am too old to be badmouthed in Nova Scotia
after all we kicked those limeys from our land,
so, coming with a civilized visit doesn’t granted
to come insulting our beer or road kill like that,
as you know we have come in peace uninvited
and can leave this country and left some behind,
like a million of empty bottles all around the place
and in nine month will triple the people of Canada.