Due to the lack of interest this will be the last of the males invitees series, it was like peeing in the wind! Men are schmucks!
Maybe writing about witches-bitches will get more commentaries from the Amazons next time, cos it seems that not even literary Viagra can help my peers...

We have invited George Carrol to help clean the joint
when Halloween is well and done and the sinners gone
not much fun after a noisy bacchanal to go repenting
if the vampire sits after sundown all for himself alone,
then it is good to have at hand a very trusty loyal friend
that can graciously help out of condemnation’s hole.

Tuchy Palmiery “The Exorcist” will be performing here
because I don’t want any Scot malign spirits as leftovers,
nor I want my Dark Castle to be haunted by intruders
when I have got raving Scandinavians ones with galore,
but going room to room searching for spiritual vermin
in a Castle with dungeon fungus, ain’t one of my chores!

To put asleep the Witches and Vampires wit insomnia,
Larry “The Preacher” Linville Sand Man’s Ambassador
will recite his most boring of any heard sophisticate tales
until the audience, if any, will be blessed with a stupor,
and great peace will descend again over all my dominions
with a lullaby sung by all the Canadian vultures in choir.

All the way from the dry deserts of the fair Somali land
is flying in an “Eagle of Hope,” Mohamed Abdi-Noor
after leaving ruffled, by the scourge, a few feathers back,
on an abandoned home that was ravaged by the war,
perhaps Halloween with so many grotesque a mask will
compensate with little make believe, the reality of it all.

You will find Edwin Hurdle meandering with angels,
he’s too gentle, someone all the Witches will ignore,
but we have invited here to the Swedish Castle Party
to see the other side of mad mad and crazy crazy world,
and maybe some rude Vampire coming at last too late
can get its thirst quench by tasting a little of his blood!

Finally, I will say I am very disappointed by the Guru,
Sahara Poet Andre Bendavi ben YEHU of been AWOL
one of the Witches thought of seeing his poor mirage
because my dragons ain’t smelled his likes for so long
that I hope he read this Zombies Haitian Curse for him
to get named for life one of our most beloved Senators!