A great consolation at the end of 2009 calamities is that good old Santa will grant our wishes for once, and not a moment too sooner!

OMG! When you thought it was safe
they zapped you with another holiday
when the pockets are running on empty
screams in your hears about buy buy buy!
when even the mouse’s are long gone
hunger ain’t funny when it make you to cry.

Preparation H instead of milk and cookies
is what our Santa this Xmas he should have,
delivering to the NRA boys their presents of
armor piercing ammunition and heavy guns,
no more Barbie Dolls for trashy cute girls,
or junkie boys, with GI Joe are going to play.

Now…the old geezer from that North Pole
is pissed off and don’t want to come down,
but he got his sleigh full of your unpaid bills
written with affectionately care by your bank,
as the shareholders are impatiently waiting
for your dough, in an Acapulco’s trendy bar.

That naughty boys and girls will get nothing
we have heard of it before and that’s a lie,
what goes around will come around you see,
because if on Xmas you should go outside…
Santa will be there on naughty ones chimneys
leaving what we wished for all of them to have!