When man is old and have a lot time between his hands he can't figure the right thing to say or the right thing to do other than, unpunished, make fun of everybody and everything else!
I think I need help...
Off the Wall
Build a church for Nothing, so Nothing will be sacred.
An electrician dictator will demand absolute Power.
With two half truths try to make one believable lie.
Don’t understand women? They are from Babel’s Tower.
FIRST OF ALL...THE PICTURE GOES WITH THIS WORK PERFECTLY...I GIGGLED. YOU WENT FROM SACRED...TO POLITICS...THEN ON TO PHILOSOPHY...AND ENDED WITH GENDER BASHING. I HAD TO LAUGH OUT LOUD AT THE LAST LINE, BUT OKAY...YOU DID SAY 'OFF THE WALL' AND I'M GIVING YOU AN A+. WELL DONE AND ENJOYED. THANKS FOR SHARING, BLESSINGS AND LOVE,
love the 2 half truths line...and as far as the last..you know the old saying 'takes one to know one' some things are best not to understand...lol...have a great weekend Georg~
LOL. Did you know that Hitler once said, well probably many times said that it is much easier to make people believe in a big lie than in a small lie? Got me to thinking. Hugs, J'nia
Women!
can't live without them nor with them
ask Samson of Delilah.
some old man have a bit more then just time
between their empty hands.
The electrician will dictate his fee, if not paid
you'll never see the truth.....
Builder now will sell a house, you buy, and they still own them
Just move into a subdivision and see
Other then all this senseless crap I just scribed
I always enjoyed your profound creations
Peace be with you Brother
Enjoy your Memorial Day ((((((((((Semper Fi))))))))))
I don't understand women either
and I been with myself a very long time...
we have these moody hormonal twins as you know
I like to say you wear the pants...but I wear the belt
good senses of humor are wonderful though Georg
Would a potato shaped like a penis be a dicktater?
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2010
With two half-truths try to make one believable lie! That's god-damned brilliant!! I love it. That's the best line I've heard all freakin' year. I'm gonna' use that around town.
And I guess you think that this is the ONLY poem of yours that is off the way...Ma says all of them are, you just can't see it through those old beat up eyes of yours...;-) Ed
Yes, I know this theme. The electrician dictator was familiar to me growing up in a family of dictators and electricians. I think you are brilliant in your metaphors. Saying so much with so little, pretending meekly to be saying nothing at all.
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
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kathy
Much peace, love and light,
Amber "V"
John
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
in just this few lines
we pay what the electrical demands
Or we will be in darkness
Love all four lines!!
Wishing you a Safe and joyful Memorial Day
Weekend and lots of Peace Love and Light...Yolie
With two half truths try to make one believable lie.
- David
fee
can't live without them nor with them
ask Samson of Delilah.
some old man have a bit more then just time
between their empty hands.
The electrician will dictate his fee, if not paid
you'll never see the truth.....
Builder now will sell a house, you buy, and they still own them
Just move into a subdivision and see
Other then all this senseless crap I just scribed
I always enjoyed your profound creations
Peace be with you Brother
Enjoy your Memorial Day ((((((((((Semper Fi))))))))))
William
'OFF THE WALL' IS ACCURATE! SOME GOOD 'POOP' HERE!
TITLE BRINGS TO MIND OLD SONG LYRICS:
"FOUR WALLS TO HEAR ME ... CLOSING IN ON ME!"
THEN, MY GOOFY MIND JUMPS TO ANOTHER:
"TRAILERS FOR SALE OR RENT, ROOMS TO LET FIFTY CENTS ...
I'M A 'MAN OF MEANS' - KING OF THE ROAD!"
Y-O-U- DEAR FRIEND, CUZZIN' ...
ARE REALLY THE 'KING OF THE ROAD.'
I GUESS EWE DUN BIN EVERYWHERE N' DUN EVERYTHING!
WHY? CAUSE YER OLDER THAN JESUS!
AN' YER SO RIGHT ABOUT 'BABES' BEIN' FROM BABEL!
PROBABLY THE 'ROOT' OF THE WORD, JUST DROP THE 'L' -
FOR 'LOQUACIOUS' ... BABES THAT - 'TALK - TALK - TALK' !
AND THE FORMULA - 'ONE LIE = TWO HALF-TRUTHS' IS SUPERB!
P.S. - JUST WATCHED "INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS" -
THE YOUNG SNIPER MADE ME THINK OF YOU! SNIPE...SNIPE...
B-R-A-S-S ... BREATHE - RELAX - AIM - SIGHT - SQUEEZE ...
OH - P.P.S. FOR THIS 'MEMORIAL DAY' -
I THANK YOU IMMENSELY
FOR YOUR VALIANT SERVICE !!!
PEACE BRO ... EL GATO CUZ.
and I been with myself a very long time...
we have these moody hormonal twins as you know
I like to say you wear the pants...but I wear the belt
good senses of humor are wonderful though Georg