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Brotherly Love?…who yer kiddin
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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As I was sorry because I had by now a skinny elbow in PeeWee ribs he told me...
"You can put your skinny elbow in my ribs, anytime. But I really like when you do it, to Jersey!!!"
Brotherly love? you kidding me?


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...and the picture of my beloved brothers hearing I was down!!!



We ain’t heard nuthin bout li’l Tiger Lily
there has been too much time in between,
from by sickbed all I heard is complains
from Jersy Ed and Noah’s Ark PeeWee,
cos Rene and Mean Tall Woman keeping watch
them envious of Swedish nurses taking care of me,
voluptuous little things with wagging tails
more effective than any doctor’s vaccine!

They, my ungrateful brothers, had a great party,
that’s what dear dear Ma so kindly said to me,
they hadn’t a though for poor old brother Ed
but they send a wreath with their darker wish,
that I didn’t crocked before holding a pen
and put their names on top of my testament will,
forgetting that I didn’t get no presents for Xmas
with a brotherly love from two maggot misfits!

But anyway, in my heart they are first place,
bless Montezuma for years their intestines,
as I sat myself emptying all grievous myself
knowing they were laughing themselves sick
during one of those bacchanals Ma mentioned
while grilling on open fire Jersey Ed road kill,
nothing beat un-brotherly love from Chicago
or from the dirty swamps of a no bathing Devil!




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 Reviews of "Brotherly Love?…who yer kiddin"
Reviewed by Carolyn Dye
Reviewed on October 19, 2013
I am the oldest of four girls so your poem I can relate to please keep writing these wonderful true tells in the form of great blessed poetry.

Reviewed on June 27, 2010
GEIORG E PORG E ...

TO PARAPHRASE AN OLD MOVIE TITLE ...

"WITH THREE - YOU GET ED ROLL" ...

YOUNG CUZ TOMKAT ... BENEFICIARY AFTER YEW DISINHERIT TWO MAGGOTS!


Reviewed by Fallen Sword (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2010
Hi, under this clever and devious disguise is Ted L Glines, testing out this Bronze membership we are gifting to others. So far it looks very decent. From your poem, I see you are still hugging the Eds to pieces :)

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
A very funny work

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Good to see you feeling more like the brother we all have grown to love.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 26, 2010
Sticks and Stones Georg......Patrick

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Georg, this is funny and love that picture.lol.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
I LOVE THE PICTURE...THE FACES OF LOVE...WHO COULD DENY IT???(HA! HA!HA!)WELL DONE...GO GET 'EM, GEORG...YOU MAY BE TEMPORARILY DOWN BUT YOU ARE NOT OUT. THANKS FOR SHARING ...BLESSINGS AND LOVE, JOYCE*HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on June 25, 2010
But ya know ya love 'em.

Reviewed on June 25, 2010
do you have a Wayne's Trick Shop out there or something?

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Kick a man when he's down. Damn! How dare they. Good to get up off the floor and start swinging again. Prize fighter mentality!

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Nothing better than brotherly love, care and concern. This was funny, Georg.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
lovely!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
George my man, I believe that we who have looked death in the face many time, a sense of humor is absolutely imperative to getting by.

Walt

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
I can feel the love in your words..(Giggles) nice writing sweet man..Hugss,much love to you

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Haha...Georg, you sure know how to get smiles! What fun!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
It is so good to see the "Brothers" love is still in fine form. I've missed all your episodes. I think it may be time to start a new escapade. What da' ya' think?

God bless you. Stay well.
Kathy

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Gave me a good laugh this am. thanks Georg. soooo glad you are feeling better. Hugs, J'nia XXX

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Though your words are written in a semblance of humor, and the responses from those closest to you are stated with and in humor, I sense a deeper side to your words and can only hope that your physical problems are now held at bay and that the quality of your life is improving.
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
A very fine piece, Georg !

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Thats alright Georg, I know for sure I am already in your will because you know for sure that Pee wee isn't the loving brother type & I am and always have been an angel, just like ma used to call me her little angel...;-) ed

Reviewed on June 25, 2010
I can see big tall princess sharpening her tomahawk, that medicine ate a wormhole in your brain, you gets out of the hospital, and it won't be long you be having a splitting headache, no not from the worm, but the battle axe, best pray to Manitou for help. ha,

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
With bros like that aren't you glad you got your Canadian half breed cousins looking out for your interests by the way when you write up that will my name is spelled Felix
good one Georg
fee

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Cute on Georg and I sure hope your ma don't see this, There'll be more then a broom flying.

Your Newfie Friend Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 25, 2010
Two Maggot Misfits??!!



Have you any idea how useful and needed maggots are??!!



PS: Mean Tall Woman ain't too happy with you right now. She somehow found the pics of those voluptuous half-naked Swedish nurses you sent me. And I had them very well hidden in the old Ed Cave. One of my mutts must have dug them up, and showed her.



PPS: Keep Pokin that Jersey Devil Brother of ours in the ribs; he needs it.



PPPS: In case anyone wants to know, I'm the Good Lookin One in your picture above.

PPPPS: Be Careful; those Crazy Canuck Cousins, Felix and Jasmin, are gonna try to 'worm their way' into your will, too.



Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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