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Malted Milk Balls, Please...
by Cynthia Borris → (All Poetry by Cynthia Borris)
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One by one down they go


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It's a malted milk ball day
Ate the entire carton
Still no stress-relief in sight
Only sugar jitters and a belly-ache


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 Reviews of "Malted Milk Balls, Please..."
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 27, 2009
Giggle....been there, done that. Nice write Cynthia.

Anna

Reviewed by Leann Marshall
Reviewed on April 10, 2009
Hey--we've all done it, haven't we? I loved this.
Leann

Reviewed by randy smith (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2009
I wonder if milk balls would be good with ice cream?

Reviewed by Anthony Hall
Reviewed on March 23, 2009
So is the fate of all who seek escape in the arms of that harridan! LOL
Anthony

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on March 19, 2009
An enjoyable and refreshing poem,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on March 18, 2009
Well, now you need a "Malted Milk Balls, Please..." Part Two, because you didn't tell us how you eat them! Do you immediately bite one in half? Or do you savor the flavor of each layer as it melts in your mouth? Perhaps you scrape off the outer coating to get to the heart of the matter... Sorry about your jitters and ache, but in my opinion, malted balls are worth it!
Connie

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
How delightful, my husband likes them with a glass of wine...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Sweet, Cynthia! Thanks for sharing. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Good poem, Cynthia! I can definitely relate! I too, love malted milk balls!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 17, 2009
Hey Cyn looks like we have something in common I am another Malted Balls who occasionally goes on a binge of these sweet delicassies. My addiction does not allow me to have but one or two and alas to hide my need I often sneak them into my home when no one else is home. That way no one knows of my "problem" but more important, I don't have to share. If you are ever in this neck of the woods stop by and we can chat over a box or two...

hugs
Fee

Reviewed on March 16, 2009
CYN -

ate so many when I was a kid, can't stand 'em now! Tom.


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