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Eat often, Vote Happy
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Eat a Democrat or Republican. Vote happy

*What are Democrats made of?* Sweet Mayan chocolate Hint of cinnamon and nutmeg Crushed almonds *What are Republicans made of?* Bittersweet chocolate Eat your favorite political party You know you want to It’s better than humble pie and crow And a lot more fun Doesn't raise taxes Good for your health Eat often Vote happy Post-election fun. Come on over and visit Cynthia's blog. Republicans, Democrats, Independents All are welcome! www.cynthiaborris.blogspot.com

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Reviews of "Eat often, Vote Happy"

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle

Reviewed on March 19, 2009

Very delightful written piece,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain

Reviewed on November 25, 2008

Cynthia,

Spot on timing . . . and finely executed - two thumbs up!!

Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

Very timely, apt, and delightfully meaningful as well; thank you, Cynthia. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

Sweet Mayan chocolate vs. Bittersweet? I'll take the sweet Mayan, thanks!

Reviewed by F William Broome

Reviewed on November 2, 2008

There are certain "Leanings" already evident here. As an East Coast conservative, I must demur, while thanking you for the invitation.
- Bill

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 1, 2008

Very cute, very enjoyable, gave me the chocolate munchies...Ed & Rufuz (woof)

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