A miserable cough is still with me so I thought I would do something funny from a funny story I read recently. My real mother has never been known to you know what.
Mom Farts
My mom farts.
But she’s so sweet,
she’s in everybody's hearts.
Mom goes to the store.
Let's one go between aisles 3 & 4
Smiling so no one's the wiser.
The store clears out.
For mom's farts are silent, but stout,
and make a skunk seem a miser.
Mom loves horror movie shows.
Whenever she goes and sees the ghost,
everyone realizes its Smell-O-Vision host.
More like a rotting corpse,
a zombie's last remorse,
or the curse of the mummy's most.
At the restaurant she's a riot.
With each course she's quiet.
But even the chef goes on a diet.
When mom's in church,
her morning fried egg takes a lurch,
bringing the fire and brimstone that fried it.
Mom's the last one out,
the Reverend takes her hand and shouts,
"Hurry, Armageddon is upon us!"
a very humorous story of a flatuating mom, Ron -- Pepe Le Phew would get a kick out of this one -- stop coughing and get well -- illness is not permitted in the den -- peace and love -- Jon Michael
Very Funny, Ron!!!! I hate those little stinkers. I always seem to get in the elevator with someone like your mom...and always when I have to go to the top floor.
Take care,
Sherry
HA! I loved this one. My Mom NEVER farted. Ever. At least not out loud. She'd go to aisles 3 and 4, and I'd find her in aisle 5, asking me why I farted. LOL Well done, Ron, and hope you feel better! Now my Dad and brother? Champeen farters! LOL
I just couldn't resist this title Ron, and I'm so glad I didn't. You made me laugh and giggle and shake like jello. what hoot! Well done. Love the last line and especially the commotion between aisle 3 and 4. Truth be told, we've all done it. LOLOLOL J'nia
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Good one, thanks for the laugh. My Dad always did that, his weren't silent.
Mary
Edwin
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL
Take care,
Sherry
Say nothing about my habits...in those aisles...oerrrrr...you are BAD!!
Love Stinky
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.