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Goin' to Branson
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 Goin' to Branson


We're gion' to Branson,
wobbly and all tuckered out.
We're goin' to Branson,
kin hear ya, if'n you shout.

Heard this place called Branson,
where the music went to die.
Got Boxcar Willie and Andy Williams,
like to see 'em, ain't no lie.

Smack dab in the middle o' the country,
a long country day drive or two,
you'll get there by and by,
and, if you get lost 'long the way,
relax, and enjoy the view.

(Chorus)

They got all kinds of 'tractions,
for the good ole geriatric crew.
Hotels with disabled parking spaces,
and cafeteria lines brand spanking new.

I hear you kin meet the stars,
up close and personal, too.
I always wanted her autograph...
Pardon... What's her name? Stella who?

(Chorus)

We'll sing all the old songs,
and forget all the words we knew.
But those old folks on the stage,
will prompt us fer a few.

And we'll dance a few licks,
just like we used to do.
On these replaced joints,
we got last year,
almost brand-new.

(Chorus)

We can see clearly now,
those girlies on the stage,
with our cataracts removed,
I hear they're all the rage.

And if we get a stroke or heart attack,
they got medical facilities galore.
So slip a few bucks to those girlies,
Heck, you might even score.

(Chorus)

We're goin' to Branson,
gonna git there afore I die.
But if I die afore I get there,
I'll see ya in the sweet by-and-by.

Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull

12/19/13

 


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 Reviews of "Goin' to Branson"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on March 2, 2014
did you get to Branson. it is a short drive from me, but don't get there, crowds and old nam vets don't mix

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 27, 2014
By some odd coincidence I'm going to Branson too! In fact we're here now. I finally retired last month and having sold our place in LA we are now permanent Missouri residents. Hallelujah brother. Still settling in and unpacking boxes. Will start posting soon.

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on January 18, 2014
Yes...I can feel this one in my bones It is a hit

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 27, 2013
Such a wonderful contrast to White Christmas... already feel in need of some Southern Comfort... and sounds like you've found bucket-loads here! :) Seasons greetings and all the best to you in the year ahead, Ron. Keep truckin! :) xx

Reviewed by DM Yates (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2013
Excellent! Sure put a smile on my face.

Reviewed by pat medlin
Reviewed on December 26, 2013
nice...a perfect ray stevens song

Reviewed by Michael True
Reviewed on December 23, 2013
A most enjoyable read. Hum a few bars and we'll all sing along. M.True

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 23, 2013
Great song, and I sang right along! Merry Christmas Ronald!

Anna

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
a fun-filled, celebratory journey ... sing on, Ron ...

Reviewed by J. Roseline
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
O so lovely,Ron. Felt so Good and on top of the world.
My spirit roars high like your and hope you enjoy your holidays
Roseline

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
Never been there.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed on December 22, 2013
Great country song Ron, different for you and very well done.

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
Ron,

Very well written, Loved it~!

Love and blessings,
Linda+

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
Been to Branson and to Jackson - both worth the trip.

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
Nice one and cleverly thought out you's a makin me feel old, Ron Ron yes you Ron Ron da do Ron Ron. I hope you didn't miss and managed to score Ron Ron in got a wee kiss from your little miss Ron Ron.

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 22, 2013
TERRIFIC! I ENJOYED THIS...MAKES ONE WANT TO GO THERE! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Robert Whitford
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
I went there in the seventies. Had a great time. I went there in the early 2000's and I was miserable. During the intervening years it grew so much there, that you have a hard time navigating the crowds. The off season is a lot better and they still have the same shows. Some friends went there in late November into early December and said the crowds were smaller. I can make it there in about 5 hours or so. I kind of doubt I'll go back though. I've got too many other places to see when I retire in a few years. You put a lot of work into this and it reads/sings very well Ron. Bob

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
I sang the whole thing, Ron! I love it!

Peace,

Dayvid

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
Loved it RON! I you really go have a GREAT time and say "Hello" to folks you don't know.

Merry CHRIST mas my friend,

John Michael

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
i've been there and you write of it so well
budd

Reviewed by Michael Jones
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
You make me want to go to Branson Missouri Ron! Just because we are old we don't have to be cold! Thank your for this write. Peace!!!

Reviewed on December 21, 2013
That's a "hit"!!!! When I was writing lyrics in the C&W field (never got anywhere with any Artists and Repitoire departments!), I got to sit down with Boxcar Willie. I asked him what he liked to sing about and he answered, "Pretty girls and trains.".

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
There's some good music about - but it has to work hard to match the real greats.
Rx

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
Well, bein' not a country fan myself, save a song here and there, you made me enjoy what I don't enjoy...immensely. Wouldn't it be great if a poem could make all our disagreements become a smiley agreement to disagree?

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
Ya done good, Ron, funnier 'an a fart in a gunny sack.
Probly yer best, now take a rest, Branson needs ya.
Yeah, them old timers a gonna come lookin fer ya two!

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
In the world of country music,
Branson leaves its mark.
I'm in love with Dolly's,
bvut I like Roy Clark.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 21, 2013
I've never made the Branson scene, but it wasn't because I didn't like the mostly country stars I grew up admiring. Yes, oh yes, it is for the generic set, but hell, you can't expect them (us) to get down with Miley Cyrus or Soop Dogg?


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