When she first came to my house
She offered perfect rest
A gentle push of her handle
Gave me a cozy nest
But years have passed
And she's grown old
Like me, she's got a wheeze
She groans and moans
And will not move
Till I say "Pretty Please"
I'm right there with you on this one. As I write this note, I have my foot rest up—one foot and leg on and the other foot and leg off—my iPad resting on my round tummy, wheezing away, and patiently awaiting Election Day.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
David Lee Thompson