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Recliner
by Connie Faust → (All Poetry by Connie Faust)
Saturday, April 23, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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When she first came to my house
She offered perfect rest
A gentle push of her handle
Gave me a cozy nest
But years have passed
And she's grown old
Like me, she's got a wheeze
She groans and moans
And will not move
Till I say "Pretty Please"


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Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on April 25, 2016
I'm right there with you on this one. As I write this note, I have my foot rest up—one foot and leg on and the other foot and leg off—my iPad resting on my round tummy, wheezing away, and patiently awaiting Election Day.

David Lee Thompson


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  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
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  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
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  18.  Burst Forth
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