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Here Is What Was Said
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Just some silliness...

Here Is What Was Said I was cruising the internet Just the other day And came upon a study And here’s what it had to say “Men think of sex every seven minutes” I turned to my daughter Who upon her own laptop played I told her of the research And here is what I had to say “I’m glad I’m not a man who has to wait Seven minutes between sexual thoughts Waiting would be like forever and a day” And here’s what my daughter with a roll Of her eyes had to say. “MOM, please behave” Oops, I forgot parents aren’t supposed To think of sex in anyway So I asked my daughter “How did you get here anyway?” My daughter shot me a frown But had nothing to say And I thought, What the hey? copyright March 18, 2014

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 Reviews of "Here Is What Was Said"
Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on April 10, 2018
very good poem I really enjoyed it,
thank you.
Steve

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on July 3, 2016
Before Viagra all us old men could do was think about it....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on May 16, 2014
What the hey, Liz, it made for a good write! If I dare mention the S word, my one daughter gets uptight. The rule of thumb is... "Yikes, don't go there!!!"
You are so clippy. You made me laugh.

Connie

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 20, 2014
For Shame! Parents thinking about Sex??!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
Delightfully true, Elizabeth. Thank you for sharing. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 19, 2014
Very funny and so true. The libido is a lovely thing to waste.

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on March 18, 2014
Well there probably once was a time for a seven minute clock. Now? Well it depends. If the Carl's Jr ad is running, or they're selling perfume I might get reminded. I remember as a young adult the thought of my "elderly parents" rolling around in the sack made me cringe. Now I'm downstream of 60 and as you say, "what the hey?" I still like rolling around in the sack. Patrick

Reviewed on March 18, 2014
LOL!!! My daughter is the same. She doesn't think that her mommy should talk about sex either. Heeeheee!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 18, 2014
Heh.Heh Daughters don't like to think of such things. They just don't think their mother could have the same wild desires she has. Nope, for all intent and purposes, her mother is a virgin, and she wouldn't have it any other way.


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