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READ IT FAST
by Marcus Dino → (All Poetry by Marcus Dino)
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EEEEEK HERE'S A DANDY THAT MY RIGHT AMYGDALA JUST MADE UP.....THAT'S THE PART OF THE BRAIN THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH...OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME STUCKUP TYPES WHO WILL SAY....'NO WONDER SHE'S NOT HAD ANY SERIOUS BOYFRIENDS THE PAST 10 YEARS.' YOU HAVE TO RELIEVE STRESS PEOPLE....YOU HAVE TO RELIEVE STRESS...NOW YOU MUST READ THIS POEM AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR EFFECT...ENJOY

F LAROUCHE


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THE RAT THAT SAT ON THE BAT THAT SAT ON THE HAT THAT SAT ON THE CAT THAT SAT ON THE MAT  SAID:

'AT FIRST I WAS POUTED BUT MY PATIENCE PAID OFF AS I PURPOSLEY PICKED PLENTY OF  PICKLED PRICKLY PEANUT BUTTERED PEPPERED PEAR AND PECAN PIES AT THE PRODUCE SECTION AND PUCKERED MY LIPS AS I LATER SOLD THESE PICKLED PRICKLY PEANUT BUTTERED PEPPERED PEAR AND PECAN PIES TO PLENTY AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE  AND FELT PLEASURE AS I PROFITED FROM POCKETING ALL THESE PEOPLE'S PRETTY LITTLE PENNIES.'

 

 


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 Reviews of "READ IT FAST"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on November 6, 2009
LOVELY, CUTE AND FUN! I REALLY DID PRETTY WELL...I THINK. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on November 5, 2009
Patently hilarious pucker. Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Eugene Williams
Reviewed on November 4, 2009
Wow not bad

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 4, 2009
Pretty prickly piece...

Be always safe,
Karen


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